All the Social Distances You Need – Kim Allen

Roll up, roll up have I got a bargain for you
All the social distances you need
Measures for all.
A size that fits
For you, and you and you and you
Let’s start with something simple
Just half as long as a Volkswagen Beetle
The length of a King size bed
9/10 as tall as an artificial Christmas tree
1 and 1/5 times as tall as Napoleon
What about some landmarks?
1/25 as tall as Nelson’s column
1/30 as tall as the leaning tower of Pisa
1/45 as tall as the statue of liberty
1/50 as tall as Big Ben
For the golfers 40 times as tall as a golf tee
And the plane spotters
1/35 the wingspan of a 747
Any hairdressers?
20,000 times the thickness of a strand of hair
Something for everyone
0.000000005 times the distance from the earth to the moon.
1,500 times the length of a grain of sand.
1,000, 000 times the length of an E.coli bacterium.
1, 500,000,000 times the length of a glucose molecule
You at the back
Yes you
What does that add up to?
Give the girl a prize
15 people in a queue
Kim Allen